Five Things You Should Never Say to the Mother of Your Children
Hahaha! I remember these years.
You are a wonderful father and husband. I thank Fate everyday that we crossed paths and managed to scare each other into getting married. You do the grocery shopping (usually with the kids!), help with bedtime, cook dinner at least two nights a week, and are home for dinner almost every night. You are a dream! How did I get so lucky?
But, there are some phrases you should just stop saying. Every time I hear them, I contemplate a one-way ticket to Tahiti…for me. Alone. All by myself. For starters, here are five things you should never say to the mother of your children:
1. “I need a couple of minutes to go to the bathroom.” Almost without fail you come home, say hello, kiss me on the cheek, get the kids riled up with excitement to see their daddy and then excuse yourself to go to…
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